• Start with 15 quarts of Kendall Motor Oil…
• Add a 500 cubic inch
  Madcap Racing Engines built Chrysler HEMI…
• Put the package into the frame rails
  of a 2350 pound Lazarus built Dodge Avenger…
• Pour 5 gallons of liquid explosion into the fuel cell
  and you are then ready to…Put on a helmet...
  strap yourself in...hold your breath...push the start button…
• and get ready for an almost three G-force,
  211 Mile Per Hour Clyde West-tuned,
  experience of a lifetime…